Funny Captions

This photo of Guy Fieri's mother, Girl Fieri, was taken at a sports bar in East Philly. Guy had asked his mother to attend to try his new Totally Tubular Turkey legs, and she got a little too exited with the hair dye in support of her son. Guy and Girl Fieri took the first bite of turkey together and simultaneously looked into each others eyes while whispering "We're riding the bus to flavortown."

Edna is a patient at Jacksonville mental hospital, but this photo is taken at a military base,  two blocks from the hospital. Edna was admitted into the hospital for Vietnam war flashbacks. Edna did not partake in the Vietnam war in anyway, she hadn't even known about it until she moved to America years after the war ended. Her diagnosis is still undetermined. 

Norma and Gertrude are best friends who, even after 78 years, enjoy partaking in the 5 finger discount. Today's heist included two minx coats and matching scooters. Norma and Gertrude met because both of their husbands worked for the same accounting firm, and this is when their monthly heists began. They aren't struggling financially or anything, Gertrude just lives off the thrill.